Showing posts with label Celebrity is Overrated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity is Overrated. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Unexpected Brilliance

There's this guy on YouTube who is brilliant. He sounds like he's slow, but when you actually listen to his analysis of film, they're actually accurate, well argued, and presented in a hilarious way. I first saw him rip THE PHANTOM MENACE into itty bitty badly written bits--for 70 minutes. It was love and first viewing. (Seriously. If you have time to spare, watch it--it's GREAT.)

As the Huffington Post says about him:
While the sound of his voice may make you think he's got some developmental problems, the guy's clearly a genius. This is required viewing regardless of whether or not you liked the movie. And if you didn't, here's every thought you've had about the film, presented in a grinding, monotone form.
So now, I give you the best deconstruction of AVAHONTAS (or, if you prefer, DANCES WITH SMURFS) that I've seen yet.





A few points for after you watch:

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  1. For those of you going "OF COURSE Cameron released the film when it's make the most money--this is show BUSINESS, after all" I say: yes. It is. I, as an aspiring producer, would fight tooth and nail to get my movie released at the appropriate time. But that's not the point--the point of this is to make people aware of how they're being manipulated by the media. Once you know you're being manipulated, you can chose to either go along with it or not; but the point is the choice. Not the mindlessness of simply doing without thought. (Not that I hold out hope that the majority of people will ever break free of their carefully prescribed roles as mindless dollar signs, but there's a small little part of me that insists people can be better.)

  2. There are only 7 stories in the whole of human storytelling. It's the characters that are going to make your story different--and when you give me stock characters like in AVATAR, that's not storytelling. That's appealing to the lowest common denominator and perpetuating stereotypes. This film is so incredibly racist I get mad every time I think about it.

    People have this idea that “racism” is only about believing that people from “other” cultures are bad, but it’s so much more than that. We do people an equal disservice when we think of them as good because of their race—the exoticized image of an “other” is no more accurate than the demonized one. We do “others” an even worse disservice when we try to imitate them in order to get some of that nummy racialized goodness for ourselves (regardless of our own racial identities). If we’re so dissatisfied with our own culture that we can’t stand it anymore, appropriating someone else’s is taking the easy way out—and it’s not that terribly different from what colonial cultures have done since the dawn of time, that is, ditch the homeland to go rape and pillage elsewhere in the name of progress.
    From Sex Geek

  3. The Oscars, while still considered Hollywood's most prestigious award, haven't been relevant for some time now. Which is why I'm going to be disgusted if AVATARD wins the Best Picture Oscar, but not overly upset. Because the awards aren't worth my ire.

  4. District 9 really was the best picture of the year. But it won't win because sci-fi (real sci-fi that shows us the trials and tribulations of the human condition in a meaningful way as opposed to stock characters) is notoriously underrated. AVATARD isn't science fiction. It's a James Cameron film that happens to be science fiction.

  5. If you're depressed Pandora doesn't exist and considering committing suicide, either a) GET OVER IT because OMG, SRIUSLY?! or b) go ahead and do it, preferably before you've reproduced. I'm sure you'll get reincarnated as a giant blue cat and live happily ever after (because the native people had no problems of their own until the White Man showed up and raped their way of life. But a White Man can also do native better than the natives, so...I think we've hit a conundrum.)
Next up: The Three Worst Scripts I've Ever Read (In No Particular Order)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Sadday

Terry Pratchett, author of the amazing Discworld novels, just announced he has Alzheimer's. I'm very sad. If you haven't ever read his books, I'd highly suggest them. Start with "The Color of Magic."

Friday, November 9, 2007

WGA Striiiiiike

My friend and I went to Fox today where the WGA was having a HUGE protest. Something like 2,000-3,000 people. There were a lot of SGA members there; SGA was making a huge show of solidarity with the WGA.

Basically (and fairly simplistically), everyone is fighting over the revenue from Internet and emerging technologies. About 20 years ago, VHS came around. The big studios and the WGA came to an understanding: no one really knew what the business model would be, so they agreed to 4 cents per DVD (which is much less than what the DGA and SAG members get). In "The Biz" these are called residuals; every time you watch a movie on TV (or on the airplace, etc.) or you see a rerun of your favorite show, the people involved in putting that show together (actors, directors, writers) get money. The writers don't really get a lot, especially compared to the other groups. Seems fair, but there's more going on.

The big studios really don't like the guilds. They make life more difficult and more expensive. (Most actors and writers that belong to guilds are middle-class workers who get their health insurance and retirement through their guilds.) So right now, a lot of people are thinking "This would be a great time to break the guilds." Basically, this means things could get very, very sketchy, and go on for a while. It also means that the studios aren't going to give in easily. With SAG aligning themselves so strongly with WGA, I think it sends a very good message, and hopefully we can have this resolved before it completely destroys the economy of L.A. The last time there was a writer's strike a lot of people left LA, a lot of businesses closed, and people had to move. So let's hope people come to their senses. Now, on to the people you'd recognize supporting the writers!Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Legendary Writer Norman Lear.






This guy was AWESOME. The WGA Avenger.


















Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy)

Kevin Rahm (Desperate Housewives, Judging Amy)

Stephen Webber (Studio 60, Wings)

Ron Rifkin (Alias)

I also saw Amanda Peet (with her new kid), Vincent Ventresca, Curtis Armstrong, William Baldwin, and was standing right next to David Fury.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Quotes 2

"So Jean Claude VanDam comes up to me crying and I said...'Jean Claude VanDam, why are you crying?'"
~Industry Insider to...Jean Claude VanDam

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Funny Quotes 1

"Give him words written by someone else and he's a genius! But let him speak for himself and he's absolute crap."
~Producer On Tom Cruise

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Women in Film

I got to attend this great forum set up by Women in Film over the weekend. There were some great panels and topics, as well as an amazing attendance gift: portable Ipod speakers. AWESOME.

But the coolest thing was I got to talk to Jennifer Coolidge (of Bend and Snap! fame).She's super cool, and very funny. She has kind of a husky voice, but she does her trademark voices when she's making a point--especially if it's about something ridiculous. She was really impressed with me and my two friends for going to UCLA to study producing. She was very supportive and even excited that we had such an opportunity to do that, and said she was really rooting for us to take the industry by storm. She was on a panel that was talking about an article some himbo wrote that said women aren't funny, and women's humor isn't funny. I think she and the other panelists totally debunked that myth. But it was awesome to get to meet her and talk to her. She's a very very neat individual, and REALLY tall!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Celebrity Sightings

The Premiere of The Kingdom starring Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, and Chris Cooper.Jennifer Garner & her Stunt Double
Jennifer Garner & her Stunt Double
Jamie Foxx

Jamie FoxxSerena Williams
Jon Voigt
Will Smith
Kyle Chandler and Jon Voigt

Jennifer Garner
Amanda Peete
Chris Cooper
Jada Pinkette Smith
Will Smith
Jeremy Piven