:| I are Unimpressed

This does not bode well for the human race's continued existence.

Al* finally accepts that a woman can be sexually active and they start to make love again.

It's the again that really gets me.

*For the record, Al is not me.  I fully accept and believe that women can be sexually active.

I am actually EXCITED about a movie

Cannibalism is Awesome

Paul is eating Rita’s figure with his eyes.

Om nom nom nom!

South Carolina Politics....

For those of you who care...

For those of you who want in on the joke.The incident was voted "Best Political Stunt in 2006" by readers of the Free Times.




"We stayed out past midnight, and anyone who stays out past midnight knows that's when sex happens--sex with ladies in their vaginas."  (Gay sex happens in the afternoon because they're scandalous like that.)

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Quotable Scripts

I want the men to weigh in on this one:

Physical desire--the anti-gravitational aspiration of the male organ--comes to him, with a pang and a flurry.

Happy Freedom of Speech Day!

O RLY?

"I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl." 

- Nicolas Cage

I personally like how he threw 'sentient life' in there...