Cake v Pie: THE END

It was a long road and a tough battle, but in the end there could only be one.  All hail and bow down to...

CHEESECAKE

To the detractors: The Selection Committee maintains that a key ingredient in any Cheesecake is a crusty base. Moreover, it does not rise. Cakes, generally speaking, rise. But the crust factor is inarguable. Cheesecake is a Pie, and Pie wins.  Shut your pie hole and quitcher complainin’, Koth, Pumpkin Pie sucks.

If you can learn to accept Pie, you can learn to accept peace. The war, my friends, is over.

For now.

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